christian louboutin outlet Partially cooked squid insemin

Partially cooked squid inseminates woman’s mouth

The 63 year old suffered “severe pain” and a “prickling, foreign body sensation” in her mouth after taking a bite of the partially cooked seafood, according to a study published in February in the Journal of Parasitology.

The unidentified woman spit the squid out immediately, according to the report, but not before the cephalopod injected its sperm bags into the mucous membranes of her tongue and cheek.

She went to the hospital, where doctors apparently found a dozen “small, white spindle shaped bug like organisms” which they believed to be parasites in the woman’s mouth.

Researchers later determined that the organism were sperm bags not parasites.

They believe that the bags were discharged as the woman chewed.

The bags are ejaculatory apparatuses that slowly release sperm when attached to a female’s body, according to Fairfax New Zealand News.

This isn’t the first reported case of a squid trying to inseminate a human mouth. Several people in Japan have complained of oral stings after chowing down on the seafood, the news site reports.

Dana Staaf of the blog “Squid A Day” said that most calamari lovers have no reason to freak out.

Most Western squid preperation removes the internal organs of the cephalopod or boils the seafood long enough to kill the sperm bags.

Editor’s Picks Conflicts of interest brewing at charter schools In July, the board of trustees at the Bronx Global Learning Institute for Girls met after school shut down for the summer without informing parents and voted to hire a new business manager. The new manager was a member of the board, records show.

Yankees Insider: Tex can’t leg it out MILWAUKEE Mark Teixeira’s wrist hasn’t given him any trouble, evidenced by his six home runs in the past 12 games. His legs? That’s another story.

Nets: No fear of King It’s the old philosophy against LeBron James: Let him beat you from the outside. Since getting carved up in the paint in Game 1 by LeBron and Co., the Nets have limited Miami’s shots in the paint to 18 in Game 2 and 13 in Game 3. They’ve made a concerted effort to keep James away from the basket, and it’s hard to argue with the results in their Game 3 romp.

Lawrence: Pierce’s message scores with Brooklyn Paul Pierce doesn’t do math like the rest of us. He’s got the Nets playing in a Game 7 Monday christian louboutin outlet night against the Heat, when everyone knows it’s really only Game christian louboutin outlet 4 of the second round playoff series.

Mets Insider: Familia could get closer job The Mets may have found a closer, and he’s not an aging pitcher like Jose Valverde and Kyle Farnsworth. Following Sunday’s 5 4 win over the Phillies, Terry Collins said 24 year old Jeurys Familia was “close” to getting a shot in the ninth inning.

Men of Steal: Ellsbury, Young ride express trains into Subway Series Jacoby Ellsbury loves the feeling that everyone in the ballpark knows he’s going to try to steal and he swipes the base anyway. Eric Young Jr. says taking off from first puts him into a “zone out” state where he can’t hear anything until the umpire’s safe or out call.

Madden: Improbable comeback just the inspiration for Subway Series Bring on the Yankees! And while we’re at it, bring on Rafael Montero and Jacob deGrom as well.

Isola: City thinking dynasty after latest title Maybe it wasn’t as dramatic as Manchester City’s Premier League title two years ago, but the feeling around the Etihad Stadium was the same as fans dressed in light blue stormed the field at the final whistle.

Mass. church spared from boulder’s wrath (VIDEO) A pastor is claiming divine intervention after a behemoth boulder cast forth during a construction blast nearly gutted a Massachusetts church.

Graffiti vandal nabbed for painting tag in three locations Joseph Guilfoyle, 43, was busted May 5 for painting his tag, SOE, on the FDR Drive at E. 72nd St. and on the Harlem River Drive at E. 125th St. and 159th St., police said.

Kerr near deal to become new Knicks coach: source Steve Kerr is inching closer to finalizing a deal to become the next head coach of the Knicks, according to a source close to the TNT broadcaster.

Spirit of St. Louis! Marty scores on emotional night as Rangers force Game 7 At home on Mother’s Day, Martin St. Louis put one home for mom, and the Rangers for christian louboutin outlet ced a Game 7 with a spirited 3 1 Game 6 win over the Pittsburgh Penguins at the Garden.

Donald Sterling begs for forgiveness in CNN interview Billionaire bigot Donald Sterling is finally begging for forgiveness, saying he’s “entitle christian louboutin outlet d to one mistake” despite a long history of racial charges against him. The Los Angeles Clippers owner broke his silence Sunday to grovel for a second chance, 12 days after being banned from the NBA for life for a racist rant caught on audiotape.

Wu Tang rapper explains why he cut off penis A combination of depression, marijuana, and a book about monks and vasectomies led a Wu Tang clan affiliated rapper to cut off his penis and jump off a second story balcony in an unsuccessful suicide attempt.

Man dies day after E. Village attack; suspect wanted A 68 year old man who was beaten on a street in Alphabet City on Friday night died of his injuries the following day, police said.

Washington Monument to reopen for first time in 3 years WASHINGTON More than 150 cracks have been repaired, rainwater leaks have been sealed, and the 130 year old Washington Monument will reopen Monday for the first time in nearly three years since an earthquake caused widespread damage. The memorial honoring George Washington has been closed for about 33 months for engineers to conduct an extensive analysis and restoration of the 555 foot stone obelisk that was once the tallest structure in the world.

Jeter set to take part in final Subway Series When Derek Jeter and the Yankees took the field for the first Subway Series back in 1997, the edict from George Steinbrenner was simple: Win.

‘Wolf of Wall Street’ storms off ’60 Minutes’ set The Wolf of Wall Street can still howl. Jordan Belfort, the swindling stockbroker portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio in a blockbuster biopic, exploded during a sit down interview for Australia’s ’60 Minutes’ before storming off the set.

Boy Scouts rescued injured NBC journalist Ann Curry There’s a badge for that. The scouts of Troop 368 had no idea that the injured hiker they carried down Harriman State Park’s Bear Mountain with a crafted splint and stretcher was television journalist Ann Curry.